Bad Day @ Hallmark

17 Apr

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day……..



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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don’t fret about it…

She moved in with me.



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Looking back over the years

that we’ve been together,

I can’t help but wonder…

‘What the hell was I thinking?’



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Congratulations on your wedding day!Too bad no one likes your husband.

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How could two people as beautiful as youHave such an ugly baby?



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I‘ve always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.

After having met you ..

I’ve changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am…That you’re not here to ruin it for me.



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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go…
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You’ll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.Almost Lifelike!



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When we were together,
you always said you’d die for me.

Now that we’ve broken up,

I think it’s time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time ..let’s say we stop?



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I‘m so miserable without youit’s almost like you’re here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.Did you ever find out who the father was?



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Your friends and I wanted to dosomething special for your birthday.

So we’re having you put to sleep.



))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

So your daughter’s a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it’s really good pay

2 Responses to “Bad Day @ Hallmark”

  1. kuri April 25, 2008 at 7:54 am #

    hirap pala pag na bad trip ang taga-hallmark.lol.
    dumaan lang po…

  2. ana_banana April 25, 2008 at 9:10 am #

    salamat sa pagdaan, link na rin kita…

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